I LIKE PEOPLE they taste like chicken

Good friends are rare.
Or sometimes well done.

JESUS LOVES ME but he thinks you're a jerk

We can't all be favored in the eyes of the lord.

LET'S NOT ELECT BUSH AGAIN IN 2004

Maybe this time it'll actually...you know...count.

NAKED ZOMBIE EMBROIDERED CAP

Keep the sun out of your eyes and the bird shit out of your hair in style.

PEPPERMINT HEAD

We don't know what the hell this shirt means.

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO GOTH

I'm too depressed to write something funny here.

Pixelated Zombie

YOU CAN'T SHOW
A NAKED ZOMBIE ON TV
Damn you, Janet Jackson.

DROOLING AND WAITING FOR THE SHORT BUS

My teacher says I'm special. But why does she make little quotes with her fingers when she says it?

ZOMBIE EVOLUTION

You are evolved. You are superior. You are the most advanced species ever to walk the earth.

WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE! ...but it is kind of gay

We prefer the term "headlocksexual". SERIAL KILLERS LOOK
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

SERIAL KILLERS LOOK JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE (don't we?)

He was a quiet young man. Kept to himself.

UPC REAPER

Consume until you die.

UPC EARTH

Land of the free (when you buy two at the regular price).

NAKED ZOMBIE EMBROIDERED BEANIE

Vulcan from the future? Hide your ear points and look cool doing it.

I'M WITH STUPIF

Ha! Wear this and the person next to you will look relly dum

RORRIM

They were selling these to tourists on our last visit to Baghdad.

UPC BREAKOUT

Best way to break the chains of consumerism? Buy crap from us!